SPY GAME (11/9/10)

"Oh God! Ugh."

"What's this called? Spy Games?"

"Is it a prison or a hospital?"

"Oooh, I hate shots."

"Have you seen this before?"

"Jeez."

"You're glad Brad Pitt's a good actor?"

"I'd never get electrocuted for my job."

"Is it all this tense?!"

"So it stopped his heart?"

"Is that Tommy Lee Jones? No."

"He's not...can I say it?"

"He's not old enough to have been in Vietnam!"

"I like those helicopters...with the mouths painted on them."

"I knew the Asian actor was going to get hurt."

"So, ok, so we're not supposed to know how Brad Pitt and Robert Redford are connected yet, right?"

"I'm kinda lost."

"I'm sorry!"

"Can I say it'd be fun to be a spy?"

"This..."

"I AM being quiet!"

"So tense."

"What's going on?" 

"If I was allowed to talk, I would have said "With sex!" when that actor asked him that just now..."

"(Overly loud yawn)"

"24 hours."

"He looks older in the flashbacks than he does in present times."

"It's a living."

"One more thing, so he doesn't want Brad Pitt to die and that's why he called CNN?"

"I know! I just wanted to confirm it!"

"Bah."

"(Stephanie proceeds to sleep through the remainder of Spy Game)"

MIRRORS 2 (11/7/10)

"Did we ever see Mirrors 1?"

"Oooh, I like that guy! Nick Kroll!"

"Is Keifer Sutherland in this? He wasn't on the box."

"Uh-oh, I don't like the looks of those graphics."

"Stahl! Nick Stahl! That's it. I like that guy."

"He didn't die?!"

"What city is that? New Orleans?"

"Did he say something about a missing girl?"

"Yeah, let's go down to where I keep the EXTRA mirrors."

"Can you tell her boobs are fake?"

"Oh no. Eww....EWWWW!"

"They're gonna do it."

"His dad is so understanding."

"I gotta pee and get a cupcake. Will you tell me if he sees the girl again?"

"Mmm, lets get you out of those wet cloTHes."

"Yeah, New Orleans."

"That actress can only play therapists."

"Just don't look in the mirror!"

"What?"

"Why is she such a bitch in the afterlife?"

"Quit that spooky job!"

"Who gets naked for Mirrors 2?"

"Oh no that's terrible!"

"They couldn't really move that, could they?"

"You know this was her audition scene. It shows her character's range."

"How convenient."

"I'm sick of the line, "I didn't do nothin."

"Give him the ol' thumbs-in-the-eyes!"

"Those cops enjoy each other a little too much...now they're leaving to go kiss."

"Why's she still mad at that guy?"

"Meh."

THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES (11/3/10)

 "I like that actor."

"So they're brothers?"

"That looks so cold. Ugh, fuck the cold."

"Oh that's just mean!"

"Aren't they going to move the wood out of the way for the train? They just rob it and leave?"

"Why are his pants so droopy?"

"He's like the mafia of the olden days."

"Who's that?"

"Why did he shoot him?"

"He's not blinking his eyes enough."

"Oooh, they're gonna do it."

"Uh-oh."

"I'd hate to live on the run."

"Is that his wife?"

"Sam Rockwell's lookin' a little Henry Winkler-ish. Like how Henry Winkler looks now."

"Is that the guy from before?"

"Why is he getting so mad?"

"So they're in cahoots, or no? Which are the ones in cahoots?"

"Does he die?"

"Who's Alexander?"

"I'm getting tired."

"It's in the yard, the shoe!"

"This music makes me sad."

SALEM'S LOT (10/31/10)

"Oooh, girl's gotta get himself to a hospital."


(Alex asks: how much room do you need to park that thing?)

"A lot...a Salem's Lot, if you will."

"Fuck those vampires! And their whole lifestyle!"

"Now THAT'S how you dote."

"Oh my god that scared me!"

"Why is he letting him in?"

"That's not good."

"He's floating! You don't let in floating things."

"Look at his junk!"

"I like that house."

"They should kiss."

"That's you in the movie."

"What kind of car is that?"

"Was this made for TV?"

"I'd like to see a movie that shows the vampires in their down-time. That house didn't decorate itself..."

"Why is she following him in?! Who is he to her?!"

"It's been 2 hours."

"You know they're lovers now."

"Was he Hutch?"