"I read somewhere that this was pretentious."
"Is that Colorado?"
"Why are the turkeys making me cry?"
"Oh I love her!"
(Alex asks, 'Now why are you crying?!')
"Because they're kissing the dog! Dogs are so important to families in crisis!"
(Alex gets Stephanie a box of tissues)
"Wherever they are, those cops suck!"
"Benicio did it!"
"He's looks great! Good and crazy."
"Oh my God!"
"A giant?"
"Ooh, he goin' to Cabo..."
"LISTEN TO HIM YOU TERRIBLE COPS!!!"
"Sean Penn finds the best extras."
"He wants to own a convenience store?"
"So if he's retired, he doesn't get paid for helping with the case right?"
"Larry did it!"
"The camera keeps focusing on small details that I don't care to focus on."
"She just fell in love with him right now."
"LOOK UP JACK NICHOLSON!!"
"She's going to masturbate to him loving her child like his own."
"Who's Oliver?"
"Oliver did it!"
"STAY!!! HE'S ON HIS WAY!!"
"Those cops have been terrible since the beginning!"
"He was right all along!!! I hate it when characters won't listen!"
"Is the rest of the movie him being drunk?"
"Oooh, Jack Nicholson had his own chef."
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